USERNAME: ULTIMATEPRIMETIME
FULL NAME: [CLASSIFIED]
LOCATION: FIGHT PEN, USA
GAMER LEVEL: OT XVIII OMEGA VIBRATIONS


i am: single, of pure seed, unquantifiable iq, perfect health, good driving record, NOT suicidal.

strengths: white power gamer, can lift many pounds, unyielding slams

weaknesses: pussy addiction, no off-switch for shitposting

what i've done in life:
  • creator of the "mush snort" lifehack eating method

  • tossed a stone to skip it when i was a kid and knocked out some old dude in front of me by accident

  • impregnated a woman just by looking at her with my dick

  • brought my dog to prom


what i want to do but haven't yet:
  • take the term "wigger" back

i theorize i could probably take on an entire elementary school of kids in hand-to-hand combat before I went down